It was pretty funny to Mwah how much attention Seattle Seahawks Wide Reciever Golden Tate received from the racing world over his ridiculous Racecar Drivers AREN’T Athletes tweets during that ‘lil Lockout thingy...
Especially since I’m going to have to say that Tate is out to lunch on this one...
@ShowtimeTate:
“Jimmy johnson up for best athlete???? Um nooo .. Driving a car does not show athleticism.”
As apparently Tate was not overly concerned with studying his Playbook - deciding to focus upon questioning ESPN’s wisdom in naming five-time NASCAR champion Jimmy Johnson as a candidate for the ESPY’s Athlete of the Year category instead.
Yet I think thee ‘GoldenJuan was perhaps overwhelmed by the torrent of rabid ‘RASSCAR Fans this summer assailing him over his lack of wisdom... As Tate finally threw in the towel after being given a good Old-fashion SMACK-DOWN by the legions of NASCAR and Jimmy Johnson supporters after having lit-up every imaginable motor racing outlet - from Newsprint, Bloggers and Talk Shows...
Thus, with the NFL lockout finally over, WOW! Just-in-Time to avoid scuttling the season and the predicted $9.3 BILLION GORSS revenue – who’d uh Thunk-it? As I’m happy for the fans, but I’m thinking the leagues greediness is going to leave a BAD taste in my mouth for awhile...
Thus, thee Golden ‘Juan has hopefully now turned his attention towards learning the Seahawks latest Offensive schemes and trying to help out new QB Tarvaris Jackson by stepping-up and becoming one of Jackson’s Go-To receivers!
As YES Golden, racing drivers ARE athletes – as I encourage you to try wrasslin’ a race car for 3-plus hours inside a metal box with temperatures exceeding 130-140 degrees Fahrenheit, as 42 other drivers try to pass you continuously , whilst trying to stay Ontrack and not crash into the wall on a steeply banked Oval...
Go Ahead Tate - I Dare You!
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